Like many women, I envy other women’s breasts. Mostly those of celebrities. And when I try to pinpoint what it is exactly that I wish I had, it is always the same: perfectly lifted, tasteful cleavage. Sure, I’ve tried my share of push-up bras in an effort to defy gravity (and nature, thankyouverymuch), but I always notice that by the end of the night, the girls have sunken right back into the bra. And there’s the fact that I don’t love to wear padding.
So I’m obviously leading to what you think. How then, can you make your breasts stay up in your bra for that perfect cleavage, without constantly doing the reach in, and pull together adjustment (you know what I’m talking about)? Answer: Bosom Couture’s Boob Glue ($35).
At first, I was skeptical. Boob Glue markets itself as “every female’s new ‘breast’ friend,” after all. But because it promised to aesthetically enhance the appearance of the breasts by allowing me to “perfectly position and ‘stick’ them exactly where [I] want them to stay,” I was willing to give it a shot.
I pulled out one of my not-so-favorite push up bras and put it on. With the bra on, I removed one lady at a time and rolled on Boob Glue around the circumference of the area, like the directions stated. I then neatly arranged each one in my desired position in the bra. I pressed down for about a minute and let go to find the exact cleavage I wanted. I left the bra on for a couple of hours and they never left that position. I even tried bouncing around my living room. Finally, when I was ready to take the bra off, I was a bit worried it was going to feel like ripping off duct tape, but it wasn’t at all. I just gently separated the skin from the fabric and it was completely painless and only left behind a slight residue, which easily came off in the shower.
I also imagine this glue being a great replacement for fashion tape. The smell of it isn’t the best, but we can’t have it all, can we? At least I can now have the cleavage I want.
